how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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