i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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