Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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