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Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
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Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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