did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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