He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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