thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
