This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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