whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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