He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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