so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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