is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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