why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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