Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I just pynch a tree in the face
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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