My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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