covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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