Kiss
Puke
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
COCAINE IS GR8
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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