at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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