sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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