Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
you traded sex for a burrito?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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