Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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