I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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