so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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