somebody snuck up and got me drunk
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize
