Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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