You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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