i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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