is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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