matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
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