ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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