Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I still have a little drunk in my system
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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