ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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