This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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