so explain again why im purple
no
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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