Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Randomize
