Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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