There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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