I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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