Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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