Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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