hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
