All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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