your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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