Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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