YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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