id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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