i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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