The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
that's an acceptable place to lick
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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