Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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