Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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