He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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