I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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