you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
